El Cuerpo

The classiest character in the online game Nitrous Racing. This man is pure win, and consistently scores flawless victories.

His barbecue's name is Melissa. Whenever you complete a mission, he gives you his meaty bone. You eat it and are happy.

jellofuel: "Dude, did you complete EC's new jobline yet?"

mitchell: "Yes JF, I loooove sinking my teeth into El Cuerpo's extra meaty bone."

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