bird

A animal that will shit everywhere and will fly into death as well has leaving 50 feathers and you have to pick it all up

Bird owner: What should I do with my bird
Used to be bird owner: Kill that little shit has fast has you can before it fly's and shit's everywhere.

Imaginary Friend

Someone who get no friend's or bitches so they use there pea sized brain to make a fake friend that probably wont like them and pretend like there real while there shaming there self in public.

A random kid: Look its the imaginary friend kid lmao
Another random person: Yeah she gets no bitches at all

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imaginary friend

a person who has no fucking friends so they use a imaginary friend to cope.

the person who has no friends: heyy how are you
there imaginary friend: hey you alright
the one guy sitting down wondering what the fuck is going on