Simply hards

it’s not a “sex thing” it’s a beverage made by Simply as in Simply Lemonade one of the top 3 best widely distributed in the United States

We should get sloshed on simply hards this weekend

Simply spiked

A sex thing. You both drink as many Simply spiked™️s as possible and then test your capacity to merge souls

Person 1: “Yea we should do a Simply spiked night.”

Person 2:“Come on dude I was really hoping we could make a baby tonight but those are way too good, it’s never gonna happen.”