Kaspar

A Kaspar is always a professional jelqmaxxer. He always simps for the same Latina girl and edges to her multiple times throughout the day. Kaspars always make fun of others to talk to a girl. Kaspars tend to be extremely short. A Kaspar always has the most messed up buzz cut.

Student 1: bro what should I make my fake tinder name? Should it be Kaspar?
Student 2: HELL NO BRO
Student 1: why not?
Student 2: You don’t wanna be a Kaspar unless the tinder girls are latinas.