Zhou

Get yourself a ZHOU, you won’t regret it. Here is why; they are reliable, they will cook you the best VERSPAKKET. They will make every room feel like a party. QUEEN in decorating. They dance till the early hours whatever it’s on. They cry with you on A Star Is Born. Never make Zhou mad, she is gonna use here cool karate kicks against you.

She is the most original LOVING person! You will fall in love with her but she will always love her huge teddy bear more.

Person A: OMG… Who is that?!

Person B: That is Zhou! The grooviest girl on every party!!!

Person A: OMG I wish she was my friend

Person B: OMG I wish she was my lover

*Zhou winks to both of them*