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cockmatized

When a person is hypnotized by cock, and is either obsessed with sex or stays with someone longer than they should because of sex.

Girl 1: Why is Jane staying with him? He's such a jerk to her sometimes.
Girl 2: Jane is cockmatized, thats why. She can't see past the sex.

by Jen H July 20, 2009


Spelping

Spam + Yelping = Spelping

When one person (or a group of people) join Yelp.com and make up bogus accounts just so they can review their own business favorably, or flag unfavorable reviews that legit Yelpers have written.

This term was derived by Boston Yelpers

Person 1: Did you see the reviews for <insert business name here>? Looks like spelping to me, what do you think?

Person 2: Yea, one review, 5 stars, and doesn't say much. Total orange head too.

Person 1: Yea, I'm flagging it.

Person 2: Already on it.

by Jen H December 5, 2008

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Orange Head

Account on Yelp.com that does not have a photo associated with it, resulting in the default photo of an outline of a person (which is orange).

Person 1: You need a photo

Person 2: I'm working on it!

Person 1: You're a total orange head right now, you know that, right?

Person 2: I put up a picture... happy?

Person 1: Very. Now write more so you can be elite.

by Jen H December 5, 2008

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Spelp

Spam + Yelp = Spelp

When one person (or a group of people) join Yelp.com and make up bogus accounts just so they can review their own business favorably, or flag unfavorable reviews that legit Yelpers have written.

This term was derived by Boston Yelpers

Person 1: Did you see the reviews for <insert business name here>? Looks like a spelp to me, what do you think?

Person 2: Yea, one review, 5 stars, and doesn't say much. Total orange head too.

Person 1: Yea, I'm flagging it.

Person 2: Already on it.

by Jen H December 17, 2008

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