Yelp

A website to threaten businesses and get free stuff

IF YOU DONT GIVE ME FREE FOOD I WILL PUT 1 STAR IN YELP AND SAY THERE WAS A DEAD RAT IN MY FOOD

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Yelp

1).Verb - to bemoan irrelevant topics while being snobbish and methodically ignoring all reason.

Originates from yelp food reviewers.

2).Verb - to think that everyone who disagrees with you knows nothing and only you know the truth.

"do you want to listen to me or you gonna keep yelping about how everyone is stupid?"

Practically everyone on the social media is yelping.

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Yelp

1. Noun - a website where people go to read and write reviews about their favorite local businesses

2. Verb - to yelp, meaning to use the website yelp.com, especially to write a review or share/find information about a business or topic

3. Verb - to scream like a dog

1. "Is there anyone out there who gives a painless brazillian wax?" "Lady, just search on Yelp for Annahita, she can do it in 12 minutes flat!"

2. Oh man, this taco is AMAZING, I gotta Yelp this.

3. The chick in the porno I watched last night was yelpin' like Lassie

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Yelp

A web 2.0 hangout for people over 40 who make over $250,000 a year but can't make friends irl.

The word "yelp" stands for the phrase "Yuppies Eat Like Pigs".

"I went to yelp to find a great pizza in my neighborhood but all I got were reviews for crummy foie gras and figs on ciabatta. :("

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Yelp

Yelp is a verb which means to embed the personality traits of a snarky & witty individual who is on the bleeding edge of culture, into the vehicle of a hallowed out opinion about a person, place or thing.

"Jason yelped about the new Subway opening on 7th and Mission. He's so funny and cool. I wish I could write that well."

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Yelp

Yelp is a web 2.0 company that operates a social networking and user review website by the same name.

Google and you'll find lots of results for Yelp.

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yelp

A cry of pain. Can also be used as an onomatopoeia.

Yelp. Here comes that all-powerful death mouse. Oh, and that all-powerful death mousse. Chocolatey.

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