Flangulance

When a woman suffers from uncontrollable queefing.

I gotta move seats! Maria has chronic flangulance & its a distraction.

autoincorrect

The actual definition of autocorrect ...because it is very rarely correct.

Teen Daughter: "Hey dad, can I come over & do something with you tonight?"
Father: "Sure,what do you have in mind?"
Teen Daughter: "I was thinking of going down & sucking out your balls."
Father: "WHAT THE HELL??!!"
Teen Daughter: "OMG!! Wait! Dad no!! Damned autoincorrect !!!! I meant, going down & checking out the mall"

Narcispasm

When a person who is generally really nice has a random moment when they are being a complete cunt, they are having a narcispasm.

So Harry just stunned us all with a narcispasm. He's usually such a top bloke.

Giant Toscano Eating Bitch

A giant, pushy, stuffy woman, typically with an abnormally large ass, cotton pants, and a pushy attitude, who consumes (at times in mass quantities) the "Toscano" sandwich from the local Italian deli (which contains provolone cheese and spicy Italian sausage).
One can only assume that they also have a large turning radius, hence the "giant".

"That Giant Toscano Eating Bitch is back again!!"

or

"Most home ec teachers seem to look like Giant Toscano Eating Bitches."

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scrallop

When a female is so dirty and promiscuous that neither, yet both the terms, 'scrag', & 'trollop' are completely fitting. A combination of the two form the new term, 'scrallop'.

"Yo, keep that 'scrallop' away from my man, coz I don't want to lose OR catch anything!"

Wayne Chain

The wristband issued by doormen and bouncers at night clubs.

These are often difficult to remove (and/or forgotten) after a night of drinking, and are frequently removed the day after clubbing. They are sometimes worn as badges--proudly, yet silently, proclaiming that you got shitfaced in a public location the night before.

Named after the wristbands issued at Wayne's Inn, Puyallup, Washington.

Amber, take off your freakin Wayne Chain. It's SUNDAY!!!!

or


I was at work on Saturday for over an hour before I remembered to take my Wayne Chain off.

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Shister

A shit sister.

Jackson, "so, my older sister stole dads weed, hid it in my room, & told him that I've been acting weird. Man, I'm in SO much shit now!!"
Ryan, "dude... that's pretty fkd up, WHAT A SHISTER !!"