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What drunk bums call seagram's gin because of the texture on the outside of the bottle.
Sales Associate: Hi, what can I get for ya?
Drunk: GIMME DA BUMPY!! I WANT DA BUMPY FACE!!
175π 60π
The crazy old man from Ren and Stimpy that had a chicken bone coming out of the top of his head.
Your grandpa is the Chicken Bone Man
6π 5π
What your response is in a job interview when you want to sound like you know what you're talking about
Job Seeker: A couple of my strong suits are starting fights with my co-workers and calling in sick at least twice a month.
Interviewer: We'll let you know.
7π 16π
1. The state where you can have 70 degrees and sun one day and a snowstorm the next.
2. A state where you can't keep a job because everything's either downsizing or moving to mexico.
Michigan... I'm unemployed and cold... wheeeee!!
3645π 525π
A person who picks things out of the trash in the hopes of making it work again.
Hey, look at that TV, I'm going to fix it.
But you have 7 TVs already.
But this one is free.
You're such a trash picker
11π 5π
When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin
7π 9π
A card game that can only fully be understood when you're drunk.
...Oh, I understand euchre now, but I still don't want to play.
18π 58π