Never trust a man wearing a pinky ring.
That guy with the greasy fashion mullet and diamond pinky ring looks like a sex offender.
88π 263π
A girl who is so skinny that she looks like a pile of sticks with a web of skin in between. Almost transparent.
Paris Hilton looks like a tentworm nest.
10π 2π
Something someone who wears seasonal sweaters would say in response to seeing something pleasing.
Look at that kitten sweater with the rhinestones glued to it? Isn't that jazzy?
20π 34π
To exhibit the behavior like that of a dick wad.
29π 50π
it's like a trampoline, but after a long night of drinking.
"Let's go bounce on the trambampoline."
14π 11π
To carelessly destroy something in the past tense.
A way to prepare potatoes.
Did you see that apartment when Ted moved out? It was MASHED!
Did you see the way Ted made that potato? It was MASHED!
12π 36π
Cheap wine in a bag inside of a cardboard box.
Nothing says "Get the hell out of my house" like a box of Franzia and a Styx CD.
147π 65π