toaster sex

To have anal - when a male inserts his penis into the arsehole of a fellow creature , may be a male or female or even a dog!
The toaster is the anus.
There are various jokes accompanied with this euphanism.

" The longer you leave it in, the browner it gets! "
" Wow those guys are having toaster sex! "

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pillow smuggler

A person who wishes to smuggle pillows from their partners side of the bed to theirs, without their partner noticing

'' if i just put this pillow on my side of the bed''
'' did you just steal my pillow? you pillow smuggler! ''

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