pun

A term used to refer to Pounds Sterling. One pound = One pun. Especially common in northern England.

Person 1: How much is a beer in this place?
Person 2: Only a pun if you get it from the pun fridge!

Person 1: Lend us some money would ya, I've only got a pun on us.
Person 2: Piss off mate.

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