When the predictive text on your iPod or iPhone completely fails and your sentence no longer makes sense
Girl1: "Do your want after smack pie?"
Girl2: "Dude! Whaaaaat?"
Girl1: "Oh, sorry. Complete iChange!"
The act of adding a swearword in to a sentence that didn't require one
Girl1: "I need to go to the fucking shop"
Girl2: " really? slight overfuckage there!"
To break wind in a very loud and smelly fashion, the worst type of fart
who's dropped a gruffalo, own up!
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