myspwned

When you've been dissed on myspace by a friend.

"That chick was really pissing me off, so I took her off my top 8 and deleted her comments."

"Off your top 8? Man, harsh."

"I know. I just hope she notices she's been myspwned. I think she has, she hasn't called me."

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Peepgasm

To have an excessively joyful period of time after consuming marshmellow peeps.

*yellow sugar flies at girl* "Oh, sorry lady, I got my Peepgasm all over you."

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

1: Michaelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael.

2: Appeared as a comic book in the 1980s

3: Created by Chuck Norris, on one fine day when he decided to eat four turtles whole. After they passed through his body, they had grown 6 feet and learned karate.

"Don't make me go Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on your ass, son, Chuck Norris is on MY side"

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