2016

The worst and saddest year ever to be made.

Teacher: How was 2016 kids?
Kids: It was horrible.
Teacher: Why is that?
Kids: Trump, Hottest year ever, ETC.
Teacher: Well what was the good thing?
Kids: Won't happen for another 8 years. Only the movies.

Ding-Dong

Reffering to a penis

"Ay, that girl got big boobs!"
"Actually, she has a Ding-dong."
"What?"
"He's an obese man."

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Dun goofed

Failing incredibly at something like a task; or what you hear after you 'bout to be kicked in yo' behind

Son: *Watching
Father: *Breaks in* *gasp* SON, U DUN GOOFED
Son: *Gets a big spanking*

Nosferatu

The man who keeps flickering the lights in the Krusty Krab

Squidward: So if you were the one on the phone and you on the bus...then who was flickering the lights...?
*Lights flicker*
Nosferatu: *flips light switch on and off*
Everybody: Nosferatu!

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MAD

That weird comic and TV show with the weird deformed kid that aired on Cartoon Network when you were a child that made fun of your favorite things.

I read an old MAD comic last week. Now I'm traumatized.