vagina vomit

An involuntary bodily response to a seriously gross guy coming on to you.

Chick: "OMG, that guy was so gross he made my vagina want to vomit."

Yucky guy: "Hey momma you wanna come back to my place and do it?"
Hot/Not deperate chick: "GROSS, my vagina vomited at the idea of sex with you!"

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Jenn

As the world is so overpopulated with Jennifers, we need to be able to distinguish the cool from the evil. The only acceptable abreviation for the cool Jennifers is Jenn. Jenny, Jen, Nifer and any other variations of Jennifer are hereby deemed stupid and will no longer be tolerated! Anyone still answering to any other variation will be recognised as evil and or a loser!

Linda: "Is that Jenny over there?"
Tim: *smacks Linda's face* "You mean Jenn right???"
Linda: *sobbing* "OMG I soooo meant to say Jenn!"
Tim: "It's okay, I won't tell Jenn what you called her! But only this once."

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