gay twink alex

Gay Twink Alex (Alex for short) is a subspecies of the species named "Alex." He is the mastermind behind certain terrorist attacks that include but are not limited to: September 11, 2001, Hiroshima, Nagasaki. The reasons to him being such a twink and so gay are currently unknown at this time but there are some theories.

Theory 1: He was raised my levitating forest narwhals.
Theory 2: He was just born that way.
Theory 3: He picks his shit with his thumb.

These are the 3 leading theories.

At this time it is unknown Gay Twink Alex's whereabouts but he is rumored to be in hiding somewhere on the west coast of the United States. Be cautious he is armed and dangerous.

Person 1: Gay Twink Alex committed another crime! What a thug.
Person 2: Why is he such a twink?

Aneisa

Aneisa is always kind (even when shes mad she still manages to try to be nice) and she is VERY hard-working. She has a great personality and always knows how to make time for you and for her other buisness. Aneisa is pretty talented, shes good at art, good at making you laugh, good at making you feel good, and just a smart person. Aneisa is a person who hates the name Adam so if your name is Adam and you're thinking about trying to talk to Aneisa, don't. She is fun to hang around and she makes you feel better.

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