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A fitness trend bastardizing the practice of Yoga that makes participants feel hip & "spiritual". Usually takes place a large, cheesy gym & taught by fauxgis
JJ: Yo! Did you see that girl w/ her Louis Vuitton yoga mat & bag at Starbucks?
KJ: Yeah I think she just went to Fauxga class
JJ: Totally! She was just saying how her new tits make it hard to do the tree pose & truly connect with her inner goddess...!?!
One who teaches fauxga. Has no formal yoga training, but has taken a 2 hour class at a cheesy gym or online.
After buying a Prada yoga mat & Gucci mat bag & taking a couple of fauxga classes at her local cheesy gym, Marla decided she would become a Fauxgi.
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A textsion full of sexual innuendo and or dirty, nasty talk. A modern day form of phone sex that is discreet and able to take place in a public setting.
JJ: OMG! i had the best sextion at work today!
KJ: Really? XXX rated?
JJ: Yep! right at the conference table during our weekly meeting! It was great
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A fast-paced text messaging session; involves rapid responses, funny, quick witted, smart ass remarks and/or sarcastic jabs. Usually has a definitive end when one participant's response has achieved the height of hilarity, wit and/or sarcasm; often used to flirt and often leads to a sextion
KJ: You talk to "cute guy" lately?
JJ: Yeah we had a hilarious textsion last night!
KJ: Oh yeah?
JJ: I was killing him! He couldn't text back fast enough!
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A person who seems innocent & sweet; assumed to be naive and unaware of the real world; especially appropriate for individuals who grew up in a small, rural community and are in the "big city"
JJ: where the FUCK are my keys!?!
KJ: Yo! watch your language! Home School's right over there!
JJ: oh yeah! Pardon my French, Home School...
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