Splail

Splailing: The act of flailing wildly while vomiting and failing horribly to maintain any shred of dignity.

Person 1: "Did you see what Gill did in the womens bathroom at the club last night?" Person 2: "Yeah, she made a huge mess! That woman can really splail a fuck load when she's had too much to drink."

julu

when your boyfriend tries to sleep with your male friends and then lies about it.

he tried to sleep with my male friends and then lied about it"... "dude that guy's such a julu!

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Poo bag

1:A generally annoying, rude or lazy person 2: A socially acceptable way to insult childen in public

Mother : " hey josie can you hand me the remote?" Child: "no, get it yourself!" Mother: "you know josie, you can be a real a poo bag sometimes."

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Tranny Angle

When a woman appears to be of male sexual orientation on certain angles.

person 1: "Did you see that tv show bones last night? That asian actress really has some bad tranny angles!"
person 2: "Yeah, she kinda looks like a dude but i'd still give her a poke."

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bala

the act of spontaniously changing sexual preference

Person 1; "Hey man, did you hear about jules? He's dating guys now." Person 2; "Wow, i wouldn't have thought he'd turn out to be a bala."

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Shit Mist

A fart that is so overwhelmingly pungent it makes the air dense with stench particles.

person 1: "Did you fart?" person 2: "Why?"
person 1: "I think i need a gas mask, i could cut the air like cake!!!"
person 2: "Ha ha ha... shit mist!"

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