Cesar Salad

Hair so fine it flows like romaine lettuce

Someone order a Cesar Salad it’s growing off my domepiece.

Fortnite Gliders

When one’s hair is shaped in a way that it swoops up around the ears

I wish I had hair like Bart, look at his Fortnite Gliders.

King Crab Legs

The male version of slut strands

Man1: I’ve been trying to grow out my King Crab Legs for awhile now
Man 2: aren’t those just the guy version of slut strands?