facehooker

An age inappropriate younger woman who asks to 'friend' random older guys on Facebook for no other purpose than hooking up for cash at later time. Usual repartee involves trenchant conversation starters like "was up?" and "watcha doing?"
See also facecougar

That Amanda is such a facehooker, she's all over the balls and their walls.

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facecougar

An older milfy sporting woman who asks to friend younger guys on Facebook for fantasy purposes and to polish her game so as to a better bar-room performer in real life. See also facehooker.

Joyce is a facecougar, but she's OK by me

facegamer

A particularly annoying kind of Facebook denizen who, knowingly or not, posts their idiotic game scores, ad nauseam, so that you have to scroll down reams of posts to see anything other than chickenshit in Farmville, or the like, even though these are supposed to be the people you're interested in hearing from. A facegamer is typically an old friend, now unemployed or underemployed, and may or may not be surprised to learn that their colossal waste of their own time is also wasting yours.

I used to like Brad, but he's become a loser, a facegamer for sure.

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