liquid diet

Drinking large amounts of alcohol on an empty stomach.

J: "Dude, I've had 6 beers and I didn't eat dinner tonight."
A: "You're on a liquid diet bro."

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jewniversity

A university or college that has a large percentage of Jewish students.

NYU, Yeshiva, U of Maryland, Rutgers, Brandeis, Columbia, CUNY Queens, SUNY Binghamton, Yale, Northwestern, etc....

Good usage: "I go to New York Jewniversity." aka N.Y.Jew.

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