boston strangler

The act of having sex in a females tracheotomy.

This saturday was awesome! I went to the smokers convention and finished off the night by giving this girl I met the Boston Strangler.

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sneaky jellyfish

The sneaky jellyfish is performed in a hot tub with other people in it. You discretely rub one out and let it float around. Sooner or later the cum will stick on someones chest.

Girl: "Ahh this hot tub is so relaxing"
Guy: "Yeah it is,but what is that on your chest"
Girl: "Ewww I dont know its really sticky..."
Guy: "Hahaha looks to be none other but the sneaky jellyfish!!!"

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alaskan mudslide

To start the alaskan mudslide, a girl must obtain a large, unbroken piece of shit and then freezes it. Upon completion of freezing, she pulls it out and uses it as a dildo.

I walked in on Marry yesterday giving herself the Alaskan mudslide. Her room smelled completely like shit, but I walked in and finished her off anyways.

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