three-point shower

A brief shower designed to clean the two armpits and the genital region--hence, a three point shower.

Given that he was late for his date, he opted for a three-point shower so that he'd at least smell nice and be presentable.

schmeezy

Weather that's neither good nor bad. Just gray and unpleasant. "

"I wish the weather wasn't so schmeezy. We really were hoping for a sunny day."

Dermastat

Subjective sensitivity of an individual to hot and cold temperatures.

Susan felt shivering cold in the brisk morning chill, bundled up in a thick winter coat, while Jeremy walked around comfortably in a tee shirt and shorts, a paradox that could only be explained by their different dermastats.

Carboreum

A cabinet or enclosure filled with carbohydrate heavy foods, (I.e; pastries and doughnuts).

The coffee shop had a potpourri of delicious pastries and doughnuts, brilliantly displayed inside a glass Carboreum.