surf herpes

Any disease that can be contracted by surfing in contaminated waters; commonly hepatitis or "the hep."

"Fuck man, did you hear Vince got the surf herpes?"

or slang

"Fuck man, did you hear Vince got the surf herps?"

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generosity

The act of being selfish on someone else's behalf.

That last wave went through unridden. Two guys could have had it but they saw eachother and pulled off at the same time. Guess they were acting out of generosity.

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trapped inside the vagina

Literal: Any man lacking the will power and self confidence/esteem needed to be the controlling factor in a relationship.

Allegorical: A little bitch who wears his girlfriend's/spouse's panties until she tells him he is allowed to take them off.

Morgan is trapped inside the vagina.

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