Kip

Noun. A female who only uses dating websites for attention or a quick ego boost. Said women have no intention of going out on dates with any of the men they meet online and will often leave you on read, cancel on you last minute, or not give clear time tables as to when they can go out. They get their name from the Napoleon Dynamite character, Kip, who pathetically brags to Napoleon about “chatting with hot babes online.” In 2004, this was a laughable flex but in the 2020s, it’s lifestyle for many women. This pathetic lifestyle is reinforced by shows such as “Call her Daddy.”

Guy: So when are you free this week?
Girl: I’m not sure.

Guy: I’ve talked to you for three months now and we still haven’t met in person.
Girl: I have trust issues.

Guy: Naw that’s some bullshit, you’re just a Kip!