coner

Noun: A coffee boner; A boner caused by the stimulation of blood flow from the caffeine in coffee.

I drank a couple cups of coffee this morning and had a raging coner for my calculus lecture.

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mexican standoff

When you take six paces from a girl, spin 180 degrees, and masterbate furiously at her face.

I gave Kim a furious mexican standoff last night.

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