Impressappointed

The feeling of being impressed and disappointed at the same time.

Daryl was impressappointed when he learned about the hot wok.

world mechanic

What somebody says when they don't know shit about automobiles but want to sound like they do.

Interviewer: So what skills do you have?
Applicant: I'm a world mechanic. I know cars up, down and sideways!
Interviewer: Riiiiight...

Hot Wok

When a girl sucks in her stomach and you take a steaming dump on it and top it off with your hot seed.

April was really excited for her first hot wok last night. Leroy really gave her a double load.