yankee doodle wanky

The practice of whooping, screeching and shouting like a fucking retard at any concert, show, gig, sporting event or whatever, usually accompanied by much air-punching, stupid hand gestures and acting like a retarded American teenage cunt with stupid parents and an MTV fixation.

"Dave did the yankee doodle wanky at the Bangles gig. I was so embarrassed."

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jnr loaded

Very very shit nu-metal / skate / grunge band that split up acrimoniously after some gay rock magazine had the temerity to slate them. Now used as a generic term for any band that suck shit.

"Jnr Loaded were expelled from Satan's rectum"
"The Stones used to be good, they're fucking Jnr Loaded now"

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whabs

The breasts.

"Nigella Lawson has lovely whabs"

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cuntbung

An annoying or offensive young woman.

"Ms Dynamite is a cuntbung"

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clayson

A twat who thinks he's hard because he slaps women around.

"I kicked clayson's miserable fucking head in after I caught him beating on his woman"

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spazbecker

A useful generic term for anyone who's dull, dirty, mentally retarded and stinks a bit. Derived from an episode of the Young Ones (British comedy series c.1983).

"Spazbecker the dull!"

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go bollocks

An exclamation of disgust with someone deeply fucking stupid. Very handy when some stupid chav doesn't get a joke.

"Well, do you get it?"
"Duhhhhh"
"Ah, go bollocks"

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