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noun. 1: A huge gap in health care response to viral pandemics.
2: A deep hole used as a mass grave for pandemic victims who took the presidentâs snide ignorance as an informed response.
There is a huge SARSchasm between earnest health care science and the kakistocratic political situation.
The president made irresponsible remarks that he brushed off as SARSchasm.
n. heartbreak, a breakdown in romantic affection, emotional scars from being dumped repeatedly
She went from punch-drunk to a bad case of cirrhosis of the lover.
Cirrhosis of the lover is responsible for most divorces these days.
A stupid ditty, doofimism - a garbled saying or jingle
If you're gonna throw that kind of stupidditty around here, you better brace yourself for a sound verbal drubbing
n. The techniques used to make thread and yarn expand lengthwise. The scientific discovery that allowed the development of modern yoga pants.
The world would still be covered with saggy butts if Spandex hadnât developed the stretchnology to shrink-wrap those asses.
n. Widespread use of poorly formed entendres, usually stemming from the universal boredom of being cooped up or confined for more than three days in a row.
After the population started posting from home ten times a day during the outbreak, they declared a social media pundumbic.
n. a bad mood caused by rain, a sunlight deprived hissy fit
After a week of solid rain the class was in such a drizzlesnit.
The only cure for a drizzlesnit like that is to have some fun in the sun!
exclamation. holiday annoyance, n. people who like the holidays that piss off the ones who don't, v. trying to cheer up someone suffering holiday depression
I don't give a jingleshit if you want to light up every freakin' inch of the property!
My boss is such a jingleshit for making me be a secret santa at the office party.
My BFF won't leave me to my grumpy attitude during the holidays so he jingleshits all over me.