Standing Vegan

Standing 69, the girl is holding the guy and tossing his salad, and he is eating her out

"Dude, that girl I slept with last night was a freak"
"Really? What happened?"
"She picked me up and started eating my ass in a 69 position! "
"Dude, she just did a standing vegan on you"

Throw me the bone

When you ask someone to cum in your eye

Jared, you've been jerking off for the past hour, just throw me the bone already!

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