Battle Creek

The cigarette smoking capital of America

“I’m going to Battle Creek, want a cigarette?”

nick binder

The awesomest guy in da universe ツ HE LOVES HIS GIRLFRIEND 😙 hustlers universe 💯

“Do you know Nick Binder? Doesn’t he live near gratiot?”

SAE

That one frat for lil ass boys. The middle school frat where they swing on the monkey bars.

“y’all going to SAE tonight? I heard Grady got snacks and juice, with his pledge ass”

Mitro Smihal

a disgusting, gelatinous creature plaguing detective mcguffin. he operates in the shadows and is so grotesque the sight of him causes one to scratch their eyes out

“The mitro smihal case is one of great importance, I haven’t seen anything like it since the great corner piss scandal”