Jersey Fever

When someone enters jersey, and quickly realizes that all the bullshit they talked on us was wrong. They can now not leave jersey until they have at least:
1. They have visited Wawa/711
2. Went to the shore, specifically Seaside
3. Went to Six Flags: Great Adventure, rode Kinda Ka
4. And ordered a hoagie

Yooo last weekend my Mom dragged me into jersey... don't tell anybody but I got Jersey fever! I couldn't leave....

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