School

Ok. Let’s be nice... I fucking hate school it’s ruining our life and someone needs to stop it. We all know that we only go there because we wanna see our friends not because we wanna look at our teachers ugly faces for eternity it’s basically a hellhole that our teachers throw us in ya you know that teacher that always has a smile on their face and never gives u homework well ya in her mind she’s like “ok..if I just keep smiling and don’t give out homework the kids won’t come after me.” Ya we all know when it comes to school we all become devils.... just me. Ok and don’t get me started on homework it’s also another trick teachers like to use to ruin our lives when we go home and spend hours staring at a sheet of paper while we are thinking “when did we learn this in school?” Well guess what.. you didn’t they just expect you to walk threw hell aka school with a smile on your face I mean homework is a waste of time I could be doing other meaningful things than doing math and also we learn things that we won’t be using in the future and that’s all I got to say now let me do homework because I’m not going to go to detention oh and ya. Detention.... it’s stupid ok so what I get on top of a lunch room table and start screaming. It’s fine as long as I’m not attacking the teachers well anyways have a good day and have a safe school time. Try not to die.

Random person at school: “yay school time!”

Me: “wait.. you like school?”
Random person at school: “yes I do!”
Me: “SAVE YOURSELF PEOPLE WE GOT A SCHOOL LOVING NERD!”

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Best friend

Who? Oh wait my sister! My only friend...

“My best friend is my sister”