Yoffing

The act of Yoff. Rules of Yoff: 1. You can yiff a yoff, but you cannot yoff a yiff. 2. You may never yoff inside. 3. Only yoff if you have no other choice, otherwise, always yaff your yoff.

(Not to be mistaken with "Yiffing.")

Dude, did you see Chris yoffing in the bathroom? That totally violates rule two of Yoff, everyone knows you can't yoff inside!

absolute unit

A person or an animal who is very large in stature. Can be used for referring to an over weight or completely shredded person or animal.

“Wow, Jeremy is so ripped! An absolute unit!”

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