Yoff

To finger someone in public without kissing them.

How was last night?

So good, got yoffed by DC in the smoking area.

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Yoff

Canadian slang for coffee.

Any caffeinated drink can also be called a 'yoff'.

Person A: Hey guys I'm feelin' pretty tired

Person B: How aboot a couple Yoffs for the boys?

Person C: Sounds good!

Person A: just what I need!

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Yoff

Having coffee with a woman and getting your dick sucked afterwards

" hey shaniaa, want to get some yoff after class sometime?"

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Yoffs

The playoffs. Any post season sporting even

Hey man, I heard you made the yoffs today! You better win!

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yoff

Your Own Fucking Fault.

When working in the ER and someone comes in with with an injury due to stupidity, it's a YOFF.

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Electric Yoff

Yoff is in itself Canadian slang for coffee. An electric yoff is coffee with alcohol in it eg. Baileys or Kahlua

Sup bro you got the baileys?

Yeah we’ll be ripping the electric yoffs this morning

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