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shallusion

A shared delusion, typically by followers of a leader who has deluded ideas they fully accepted as their own.

The podcast had no listeners and was a rambling boring mess with occasional vulgarities, but the shallusion continued because they didn't want to believe they had to work on their careers.

by JessicaWalters April 8, 2021


Toi-bed Slave

The cost of a toilet and a bed is enslaving you financially.

I told Fernando to move out of Santa Barbara because his rent was taking 90% of his take home pay and he'd become a toi-bed slave.

by JessicaWalters April 15, 2021

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slumster

Someone who goes slumming it with people who have less education, attractiveness and life opportunity in order not to deal with peers, not work hard in the workplace, and to attract romantic partners who are low maintenance.

As a slumster, he was happy that his new friends from the unemployment office played video games every night until the sun came up.

by JessicaWalters April 1, 2021


dumbaleck

Someone who talks like a smart aleck, but their life is on a downward trajectory, esp regarding asset accrual, career opportunities, and peer level friends.

Larry moved to California full of ambition amd degrees but ended up in love with the sound of his own voice cracking wise, silly games, pal'd around with lazy dumbalecks until forgot he was there to build a career.

by JessicaWalters April 9, 2021


podenvy

Unjustified, srong, opaque emotion state of loss, akin to romantic jealousy, when you find out how much revenue the top 10 podcasts generate, ignoring their fame and unique success factors.

Bruce Springsteen has Obama on his podcast, Rogan has Jordan Peterson and Victor is l morose with podenvy because no one wants to hear him talk about his bird.

by JessicaWalters April 6, 2021


delusion squasher

Someone has delusions, of grandeur, of being an artist, of being captain of the universe, etc., then whomever presents reality over and over until the delusion has been eliminated.

Once Oscar realized he wasn't an artist and his video game playing was vastly overrated in his mind, he stopped calling his mother a dream squasher and realized she was a delusion squasher, and that he had to get a real job

by JessicaWalters April 10, 2021


lid-hater

Someone who hates lids so much that they rip the lid off of everything and yet ironically have no can themselves.

Alfanso ripped the lid off of education, then the pharmaceutical industry, then the baby boomers and when he started ripping the lid off of the puppy industry I realized it wasn't the cans he hated, but he was just a lid-hater.

by JessicaWalters March 31, 2021