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The worship of tofu and other vegan products. Much different than the vegan lifestyle, tofuism is a religion. Followers are called to end the suffering of ALL animals. Many tofuism followers work with PETA.
âWhat do you mean tofuism isnât a real religion, Karen?? What are you, Catholic?â
When 3 beet farmers all pile onto each other and rub beets into their skin, always qat the beginning of a full moon.
What do you mean â3 layered beet cakeâ??? Iâm not an animal, Shelia.
The sex act of 4 partners involved in a human centipede circle all attached to harnesses. A 5th person is on the outside rubbing hot sauce and sushi on their stomachs.
Yeaaaah man, Karen wanted me to do the âspicy Mexican sushiâ with her and like all of her friends. I told her I didnât like fish.