69

Not enough money to buy chicken nuggets.

Hey how much money you got?
69 cents.
Heh… you know what that means.
I don’t have enough money to buy chicken nuggets D:

A bisexual

Someone who can say that they like both your mother and father.

Dude: Hey Bisexual how do you want to die?
A bisexual: In your mom.
Dude: That’s not funny, my mother is dead.
Bisexual: oh I’m sorry Dude.
Dude: It’s fine. But like, how do you really want to die?
Bisexual : In your dad.