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Milk Skeet

When a man pulls out while getting some brain and skeets in between his girls eyes, then she goes nuts and falls on her ass and starts lactating like a fountain from her tits. And he gets the chance to rehydrate from all the rigorous activity.

I'd give that milk skeet a 9.6, that shit almost hit the fan!

by Jesus19 January 21, 2009

3👍 9👎


Tweener

When a male polishes some nipply nipples that are cold with their pointer finger and thumb in a rotating fashion in order to perform a generous, warming, humanitarian service to a female. Usually performed on females that are cold, of whome are wearing t-shirts that reveal the soldier like stance of the nipple. Any slapping of the face is a sign of encouragement towards the action(they love it!)

I think she's cold, let's do our good deed for the day, as our scout master told us, and give her a tweener.

by Jesus19 January 22, 2009

3👍 8👎