Shitper

A shitper is a person that ships a bad, annoying, shitty and toxic ship. Stay away from shitpers kids.

Person 1 : It's so sad that Jillie is over, I wished it would last forever.

Person 2 : Stay away from me u stupid shitper!!

Person 1 : I ship mileven and I'm proud of it!!
Person 2 *whispering to person 3* : Fricking shitper u know what I'm sayin' ?
Person 3 *to person 2* : I see ya.

Kavanaugh

A Kavanaugh is a person lying to get out of a bad situation.

Brett : I did not rubb my di*k against her !

Random dude in the jury : Wow , he's such a Kavanaugh, ya know!?