Unibomber

That non-student friend who crashes all your uni parties trying to get off with anything that moves...

Luke: hey Alex, there's a big party down the student Union this weekend, wanna come?
Alex: too right! Got a spare bed?
Luke: Andy's due here too, but you know what a unibomber he is; he won't be 'sleeping' here at the weekend 😉

Unibomber

That non-student friend who invites himself over for all your university parties and tries to get off with anything that moves

Luke: hey Alex, there's a big party down the student Union this weekend, want come?
Alex: too right! You got a room free?
Luke: well, Andy's here too, but you know what a unibomber he is... He won't be 'sleeping' here anyway... 🥳