clitcult

11 low life losers from New England that happen to be obsessed with boy bands. They are better than you and are also known as the "Gillette Clique"

"Hey your going to that one direction concert?"
"yeah I'm part of the clitcult"
"your so lucky those girls are perfect!"

Hotboxing with god

When the aromatic atmosphere inside your vehicle becomes so euphoric that you reach a complete state of nirvana.

Jim: How was your weekend?
Ben: I converted to Christianity after hotboxing with god.

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