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July 3rd

1. Uno Reverse Card Day.
2. the day before July 4th

person 1: you're fat
person 2: uno reverse card
person 1: Shit it's July 3rd

by Jetdean October 26, 2019

23πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Unfunny

unfunny is a thing that is not funny...

person: Omg this urban dickonarty post was unfunny

fish: that pun was unfunny kys

by Jetdean April 16, 2018

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Aexintramissmart

Not away from but, within badly smart

Person: wow iҀ™m so aexintramissmart

by Jetdean March 6, 2020


Gardefucker

A person who wants to have sex with the Pokémon gardevoir.

They usually can't get a girl on their own.

Loser in basement I want to have sex with Gardevoir
A normal person You are a dumb gardefucker. Please never talk to me ever again.

by Jetdean May 10, 2021


No homo

The word that you say when you do gay shit and say no homo to prevent the gayness to get in your head

Dude: You touch my dick, I'm ma kill you >:O
Gay person: NO HOMO
Dude: ok now I can't kill u ;(
Person: Yay I'm not gay anymore :D

by Jetdean August 31, 2018

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Stupid

doing something Non-smart or being not smart

Stupid Person: Yes
Person 2: your stupid
Stupid Person: OMG USE CORRECT ONE"YOU'RE". HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

by Jetdean October 25, 2019

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Minecraft

That 8-bit 3D lego game, that exists just so your 12 years old self could play this game And get Sucked into the game and have a chance of making a shitty Minecraft lets play

the 12 years olds may have moved to fortnite,
And the 15 years olds may have replayed minecraft

12 year old in 2015: Hey I like this shitty game made in 2009, I shall play it
(3 years later)
15 year old: shit, should I unlist all the shitty Minecraft let plays on my channel?
2019: Hmmm let's play Minecraft again

by Jetdean July 29, 2019

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž