Food fan

A person that is fat because they eat too much food.

Food fan: I like McDonald's and eat it on a daily basis
Someone: No.

Yes

Yes means Yes unless it means No

Yesman: Do you do yes
noman: Yes

Despacito

In English it means the word Slowly With means Despacito is to slow for you...
So you could beat it in the race of retarded songs in 2018 :)

Skurb: I like the word despacito
Someone else: no despacito is for idiots slow idot

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Banana

Only people with an IQ of 200 would search up the word banana.

Skurb: I watch Rick and Morty, and I am a massive fan skurb

Ricc: Rick and Morty suks and I eat banana

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Fortnite

The game that makes lose your girlfriend instantly

Guy: do u wanna play fortnite

Girl: no I'm breaking up with you

#rip

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Reject

reject my definition please

This is the most rejectable definition in the world

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