Hecking

The closest thing to a swear some parents let their kids say

"It's so hecking annoying that my parents don't let me cuss"

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Dog's dinner

Dog's dinner is describing you as looking bad but in reality you are being called bacon and sausage so it's a compliment

"You look like a Dog's Dinner"

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Sleep

A mythical thing nobody really believes exists. Coffee is the only thing that can stop you being tired. Sleep is nonexistent

You dare defy me mortal?

"I wish I could sleep."
"Who needs sleep?!"

Spicy Dragons

Spicy Dragons is a group of friends with a cool friendship name such as the Fab Four which are amazing and each have different personalities.

Let's use a group of four:

One should be either cool or RAWRALICIOUS
One should be described as a cinnamon roll when really they are the opposite.
One should say mew and woof a lot
One should be normal but because their friends aren't they don't seem like it either

Four is common but with Five one should be called weird names

"Oh wow look at those amazing Spicy Dragons"

"I wish I was in with the Spicy Dragons!!"

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