Yarmulke

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind, he pulls out right before ejaculation, grabs a yarmulke and ejaculates into it, and then puts it on her head. That shit will never fall off during services.

Dude, my girl and I tried out the yarmulke at Beth El, she wore my yarmulke the rest of Shabbat.

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