Jan

A German term that originated in the northern regions of Hamburg that refers to erratic and often "trainwreck" style behavior from a middle aged man. A Jan can take on many forms, but often appears in the form of coffee addiction, intern harassment, STD spread, an inflated sense of convenience, and child like aversion to common things such as balloons, rubber bands, cilantro, and condoms.

How was your weekend man? It was pretty wild I pulled a Jan, might have gotten fired, definitely didn't sleep, and now my intern won't return my texts.

Jan'ing

A German term that originated in the northern regions of Hamburg that refers to erratic and often "trainwreck" style behavior from middle aged men. Jan'ing can take on many forms, but often appears in the form of coffee addiction, intern harassment, STD spread, and child like aversion to common things such as balloons, rubber bands, cilantro, and condoms.

I Jan'ed my face off last night man, I had 4 espresso martinis, sexted my new intern at 4am, and threw a fit when my dinner had cilantro on it.

My parents told me that I've been Jan'ing too much and they are disappointed in my behavior, I was officially uninvited for family Christmas and its still July.