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A plant in the cumin and coriander family. Used primarily in Caribbean, Mexican, and Asian food. Looks like parsley.
Most people hate it as it tastes like rotting soap mixed with burnt hair and metal.
Waitress: What can I get for you today?
Customer: Can I get the number 9, but without cilantro PLEASE! Please I HATE CILANTRO. IT'S DISGUSTING. OH MY GOD, PLEASE DON'T FORGET, NO CILANTRO! SH*T TASTES LIKE MOLDY DISH RAG WITH METAL SPRINKLES. IF IT'S IN MY FOOD I WILL KILL MYSELF.
Waitress: Alrighty, so no cilantro then.
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"Cheers" and/or "Health", for those who cannot pronounce the Gaelic, "Sláinte".
Luke: It's your big day, it's right time for a nip and toast before you head up there.
Johnny: Fine. Pour 'em.
Matty: No speeches..
Jalal: I'm cool with that..
Johnny: Me too. Let's just raise 'em high and cheers, "Cilantro!"
Jalal: What the hell is that?
Johnny: It's my version of that gaelic term no one can rightly pronounce in the states!
Jalal: Word.
(All Four): "CILANTRO"!
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Some dank ass motha fucking herb that be slamming hot. I donno it kinda tastes citrusy but if you’re unworthy it tastes like soup, dog.
Yo girl put some of that Cilantro on that enchilada to make it fine af, fam.
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A language and group of people who live in the country also named Cilantro. Beautiful.
Wow he speaks fluent Cilantro!
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when a guy recieves a hand job.
"And then he gave me paprika."
"Did you return the favour?"
"Heck yes, I gave him cilantro."
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Excellent. From "x-cilantro".
-I heard Christina finally broke up with that asshole Tom.
-Cilantro!
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Bat Cilantro this plant is known for its incredible capabilities. It actually attracts bats from the Wild and which will clear the insects in your area.
These plants are considered a weed and which are actually part of De cannabis plants DNA but are only used to attract bats with the scent that they put off.
Bat Cilantro a plant commonly found in the wilderness but is removed from the wilderness and placed in gardens Farms and other areas to clear insects. As said by the ancient Greeks.