Rule 172

If anybody says anything to Jaliegh that is meant to be an insult, they must get them a girlfriend. This especially applies to their neighbors 🙏half joking. kinda. maybe. maybe not.

"omg Jaliegh, you bean!"
"rule 172."
"I meant- uh- soapy waffle!"
"still rule 172."
"uh, uh!! I mean you're an improper fraction!!"
"just stop trying."
"stupid mudblood..."
"rule 172, its final."

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rule 171

If someone says joe mama to someone named Jaliegh, they must set them up with a cute girl.

Person 1 "have you heard that Joe died?"
Jaliegh "who's Joe again?
Person 1 "Joe mama!!"
Jaliegh "I know, where's my girlfriend though?"
Person 1 "what? What do you mean?"
Jaliegh "rule 171 buckio"

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Rule 170

If someone says the word "bean" to a non-binary person, they must show their penis. no excuses

person 1: "haha bean"
person 2: "Bro, I'm nonbinary..."
person 1: "so?"
person 2: "Rule 170"
person 1: "shit"

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rule 194

Anybody with the name of Lux must marry Fizzy

"Rule 194 states that you must marry me"
"who tf are you"

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Candice

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"Candice just died"

"Who's Candice?"

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ItsLux

A furry alien

Wow omg bro Lux is a furry alien, itslux

jaliegh

A cool bean

Dang Jaliegh is such a cool bean